Writers HQ: Writing Residencies For Reclusive Geniuses and Exhausted People

It can be hard to keep track of all the amazing writing residencies out there for people who are notoriously reclusive literary geniuses, especially the ones who write in supermarket cafes and owl/monkey sanctuaries. I’ve done a handy round up of current ones for Writers HQ btw, you can check it out here. Enjoy!

How To Have A Beach Ready Body That Is Eight Feet Tall and Weighs 190 Pounds of Blind, Nightmarish Fury

It’s that time of year again when we all start to think about hitting the beach. But maintaining a Beach Ready Body can be hard work, especially all year round, right? Don’t panic if yours needs a little attention – I’ve compiled all my tips into one easy article, and it’s been published in McSweeneys. You can find it here.

Good luck ladies, and see you on the beach 🏖 💪 🐢