1. Crumbs (miscellaneous)
2. Banana peel (contemporaneous)
3. TV remote (a small one, truly)
4. At least one breast (large, unruly)
5. A crayon (from Macdonald’s, green)
6. A biscuit that I had not seen
7. Every piece of information about my body and sexuality that I have internalised via the Cosmo Sex Quiz and the pervasive misogyny of a patriarchal, capitalist culture for over thirty years so far
8. A different, screwed up nursing bra.